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  2. 3 words 8 letters, Go to Hell

  3. "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..

  4. "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...

  5. ABCDEFUCKOFF

  6. After having met you, I've changed my mind.

  7. Almost Life like!

  8. and there was only one life jacket...

  9. As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've  given me.

  10. B*tch move from the sunlight l hate the smell of burning plastic.

  11. Be a bad ass with a good ass

  12. Before you go...

  13. Bitch, I'm not Insulting you, I'm describing you

  14. Boy you can't steal my Heart because I don't have one

  15. Congratulations on your wedding day!

  16. Danger:- Deep excavation

  17. Did you ever find out who the father was?

  18. Did you notice ugly starts with you and awesome end with me

  19. Don't change. I want to forget you just the way you are

  20. Don't play the game, play the player

  21. Don't talk to strangers, Unless they're Hot

  22. Forgive your enemies,don't forget their names

  23. Hate me but you are still watching ? Bitch you're a fan

  24. Hated by many. Confronted by none

  25. Hating me won't make me ugly and it won't make you pretty either

  26. have such an ugly baby?

  27. Hey slut!,you want your next period to come out of your nose ?

  28. Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business

  29. How could two people as beautiful you...

  30. I can't help but wonder...What was I thinking?

  31. I don't aim to please, I shoot to kill

  32. I don't crack that easy, Try Harder

  33. I don't look unless there's a good view

  34. I heard you're a player,nice to meet you. I'm the coach.

  35. I hope I bump into you soon with my car at 100 mph on purpose

  36. I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend...

  37. I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me

  38. I miss you like a smoker,Messes it's cigarette.

  39. I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.

  40. I never believed in Hell until I met you.

  41. I never knew what evil was before this!

  42. I want to be there when karma ass....fuck you with a cactus

  43. I want to say you that 8 letters,not I love you it's Bullshit

  44. I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete

  45. I would like you to take this knife out of my back.

  46. I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

  47. I'm busy. You are ugly. Have a nice day

  48. I'm not heartless I just learned how to use my Heart less

  49. I'm not jealous, I just don't like that bitch

  50. I'm not rude, I'm just nice either

  51. I'm so miserable without you...

  52. I'm sorry but my diet removes fat. I'll miss you

  53. I'm tempted to say something bitchy but your pea sized brain won't get it.

  54. I've always wanted to have someone to hold,

  55. If being sarcastic burn calories, I'd be skinny as fuck

  56. If karma doesn't fit you, I fucking will

  57. If only hatred burn calories.

  58. If you lowly don't like me, then I highly don't care

  59. It's almost like you're here.

  60. It's ok to disagree with me. I can't force you to be right

  61. Like the need for therapy.

  62. Looking back over the years that we've been together,

  63. Love is easy but queen is busy

  64. Me and My boyfriend are so different,I exist and he don't

  65. Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh either

  66. My every tear drop will be in your karma bill

  67. My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.

  68. My middle finger salutes you

  69. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

  70. Oh darling. Go buy a brain.

  71. Relationshit.

  72. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.

  73. So we're having you put to sleep.

  74. Some people are like clouds when they disappear, It's brighter day

  75. Some people just need a hug, Around their neck with a rope

  76. Some people make me wish I had more Middle fingers

  77. someone to love,

  78. Talk to my hand, If you have question, consult my middle finger

  79. Thanks for being a part of my life!

  80. that you're not here to ruin it for me.

  81. There's no smoke if there's no fire

  82. Too bad no one likes your wife.

  83. We have been friends for a very long time...

  84. What do you say we call it quits?

  85. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me

  86. Whosoever is trying to bring you down is already below you

  87. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship

  88. You can't face the problem if your problem is your face

  89. You have no right to flirt. If your face is ugly. Thank you!

  90. You look great for your age...

  91. You sound better with your mouth closed

  92. You'll probably need it again.

  93. You're a bad habit I'd like to kick over and over again

  94. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday

  95. “5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.”

  96. “Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.”

  97. “And You’re gonna hear me Roar!”

  98. “As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.”

  99. “B*tch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.”

  100. “B*tch, please! You are so fake even China denied they made you.”

  101. “B*tch, you are so fake you make Barbie look real.”

  102. “Be a Badass with a good ass.”

  103. “Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.”

  104. “Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.”

  105. “Bitch please, you’ve more issues than vogue.”

  106. “Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.”

  107. “Confidence level: selfie with no filter.”

  108. “Dime piece.”

  109. “Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.”

  110. “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.”

  111. “Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!”

  112. “Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sexy!”

  113. “Find me Where the Wild Things Are.”

  114. “Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.”

  115. “Honey, if you listen closely, you can hear me not giving a f*ck.”

  116. “I am a nice person. Just do not push the b*tch button.”

  117. “I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay.”

  118. “I am not picky, I just know what I want.”

  119. “I am sorry but what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit to me.”

  120. “I am trying to see things from your point of view but I can not stick my head so far up my ass!”

  121. “I do a thing called what I want.”

  122. “I do very bad things and I do them very well.”

  123. “I don’t need any part-time people in my life.”

  124. “I don’t need your approval to be me.”

  125. “I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.”

  126. “I have found puddles deeper than you.”

  127. “I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”

  128. “I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.”

  129. “I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”

  130. “I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.”

  131. “I took a gander at my Instagram photographs and acknowledged I look excellent.”

  132. “I was born to stand out.”

  133. “If I were you, I would adore me.”

  134. “If you are waiting for me to give a shit, you better pack a lunch. It is going to be a while.”

  135. “If you don´t like me and still watch everything I do. Bitch, You´re a fan.”

  136. “It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.”

  137. “It´s not a tiara. I simply bedazzled my horns.”

  138. “I´m sexy, and I know it!”

  139. “I´m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”

  140. “I’d rather laugh with the sinners.”

  141. “I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.”

  142. “I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.”

  143. “I’m everything you want but can’t have.”

  144. “I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.”

  145. “I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.”

  146. “I’m your worst nightmare.”

  147. “Judge me when you are perfect.”

  148. “Just Because I have been away, doesn’t mean I have forgotten HOW TO SLAY!”

  149. “Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you´ll find a brain back there.”

  150. “Know your worth. Then add tax.”

  151. “Let me file that under F*ck It!”

  152. “Life goes on, with or without you.”

  153. “Looking in the mirror I see the only competition I have.”

  154. “Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.”

  155. “Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am Limited Edition.”

  156. “My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.”

  157. “My girlishness has sharp teeth.”

  158. “No darling, I have checked my receipt and I didn´t buy any of your bullshit.”

  159. “Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.”

  160. “Oh, I saw something that reminded me of you today, but do not worry, I flushed it.”

  161. “Oh, you hate me? Join the club. They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.”

  162. “Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.”

  163. “People say I act like I don´t give a shit. I´m not acting.”

  164. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”

  165. “Proof that I can do selfies better than you.”

  166. “Quality over quantity.”

  167. “R.I.P. to the f*ck I almost gave.”

  168. “Row, row, row your boat gently the f*ck away from me.”

  169. “Sassy, Classy and Bad-assy!”

  170. “Short, sassy, cute and classy.”

  171. “Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your d*ck.”

  172. “Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!”

  173. “Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh at that idea and continue my day.”

  174. “Sore today. Strong tomorrow.”

  175. “Take a ride on my energy.”

  176. “Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.”

  177. “The best place to put your opinions is right up your ass.”

  178. “The Master of Disguise.”

  179. “The more I find myself, the more people I lose.”

  180. “The question isn´t – who is going to let me. It´s – who´s going to stop me?”

  181. “There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.”

  182. “This is my town.”

  183. “This is the most magical pic of your life.”

  184. “Throw me to the wolves and I´ll come back leading the pack.”

  185. “Try not to think for a brief moment that I really mind what you need to say.”

  186. “What do you think of the view?”

  187. “Yes, my black little heart skips a happy beat when I see Karma catch up to somebody who deserves it.”

  188. “You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fu*king way. Choose wisely.”

  189. “You can call me queen bee.”

  190. “You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie”

  191. “You can’t do epic shit with basic people.”

  192. “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”

  193. “You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.”

  194. “You don’t need a king to be a queen.”

  195. “You inspire my inner serial killer.”

  196. “You look like something I drew with my left hand.”

  197. “You sir, are a human version of period cramps.”

  198. “You want to be at my level? Then climb b*tch.”

  199. “You’re never going to have me.”

  200. “Zombies eat brains. So, you are safe.”

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