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Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I wish my wallet was as thick as my thighs..
If you can count your money,Work harder!
Money can't buy happiness,but it certainly is a stress reliever.
The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money!
I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money.
They say money doesn't solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars.
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you."
Like they never heard of money.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
I would've never imaged going into a bank wearing a mask and asking the teller for money.
I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars.
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone?
Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go.
What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.
And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money! -
It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.