Captions on Cats

It is said that in the olden times, cats were worshiped by humans. I know that this can’t be far from the truth because even today, many of us still adore these fuzzy, little creatures.

Do you love cats? There’s no need to hide it because I know you do. In fact, I know that you love taking pictures with them. All that’s missing now is the perfect caption that will encapsulate your feline adoration and admiration.

If you are genuinely passionate about taking selfies with cats, then this indulgent collection is for you! You’ve got the camera, the cat, and yourself. And now, you’ve also got the perfect caption!

  1. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -Ellen Perry Berkeley

  2. "If cats could talk, they wouldn't." — Nan Porter

  3. "It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens." — Cynthia E. Varnado

  4. "No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet." — Unknown

  5. "People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life." — Unknown

  6. "There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat." — Tay Hohoff

  7. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." — Albert Schweitzer

  8. "What greater gift than the love of a cat." -Charles Dickens

  9. A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope.

  10. A cat can purr its way out of anything.

  11. A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.

  12. A cat pent up becomes a lion.

  13. A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a cold stove.

  14. A home without a cat is just a house.

  15. A house is not a home without a cat

  16. A meow massages the heart.

  17. A woman hath nine lives like a cat.

  18. All visitors must be approved by the cat.

  19. All you need is love and a cat.

  20. All you need is love...and a cat.

  21. All you need is love…. and a cat

  22. Angels don't always have wings. Sometimes they have whiskers.

  23. Anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side.

  24. Are you kitten me?

  25. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

  26. Attitude with fur.

  27. Basking in the glory of my internet fame.

  28. Boys? Whatever. Cats? Forever.

  29. Can you see the family resemblance?

  30. Cat hair, don't care.

  31. Cat lady

  32. Cat mom

  33. Cats are always elegant.

  34. Cats are at home everywhere where one feeds them.

  35. Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

  36. Cats are designated friends.

  37. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

  38. Cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.

  39. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

  40. Cats ask plainly for what they want

  41. Cats come and go without ever leaving.

  42. Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

  43. cats love fish but fear to wet their paws.

  44. Cats make a house a home.

  45. Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

  46. Cats over humans

  47. Cats rule, and dogs drool.

  48. Cats tell me without effort all that there is to know

  49. Cats will outsmart dogs every time.

  50. Cats, naps, and snacks

  51. Cat’s aren’t that mysterious. With a cat, you always know what you’re getting.

  52. Check meowt

  53. Collect moments, not things. Unless those things are cats.

  54. Crazy cat human? I prefer "dedicated feline enthusiast."

  55. Crazy cat lady confirmed.

  56. Crazy cat lady? I prefer "dedicated feline enthusiast."

  57. Cuddling with my fuzzy best friend.

  58. Did you hear about the guy who wouldn’t spay his cat? He got arrested for littering.

  59. Did you hear about the mama cat who ate a whole ball of yarn? She gave birth to a litter of mittens!

  60. Dogs have owners; cats have staff.

  61. Eat, sleep, pet cats, repeat

  62. Everybody wants to be a cat.

  63. Fur mama

  64. Getting a selfie with my cat is mission impawssible!

  65. Grateful that my cat can’t talk. He knows too much!

  66. Happiness is a cat sleeping on your lap

  67. Happiness is falling asleep to the sound of your cat purring.

  68. Happy Caturday from the floof and me!

  69. Happy Caturday!

  70. Happy is the home with at least one cat.

  71. Having a cat is so similar to eating M&Ms. You can’t just have one.

  72. He pawsabilities are endless!

  73. He’s gone cat-atonic.

  74. Home is where my cuddly fur baby is.

  75. Home is where the cat is.

  76. Home is where your cat is

  77. Hungry cat is hungry… always.

  78. I am not amused.  I am never amused.  I am a cat.

  79. I cat even.

  80. I don’t usually take selfies, but my kitty was so purr-suasive!

  81. I fall in love with every cat I see.

  82. I have a cattitude problem.

  83. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

  84. I hope that you enjoy your time with kitties and that these short cat captions for Instagram pictures give all your posts the purrrfect touch.

  85. I just want to be a stay at home cat mom

  86. I knead attention

  87. I love cats more than I love most people.

  88. I love this feline!

  89. I love you meow and furever.

  90. I love you more than you love catnip.

  91. I paw-sitively love my cat.

  92. I want to spend all 9 lives with you.

  93. I want to spend all nine lives together.

  94. I was normal 4 cats ago

  95. I was owner three cats ago.

  96. I work hard so my cat can have a better life

  97. I'm a smitten kitten.

  98. I'm happily owned by a cat.

  99. I'm here to pet all of the cats.

  100. I'm so fur-tunate to have a best friend like mew.

  101. If my cat gets everything she wants, is it because she’s purrsuasive?

  102. If only cats grew into kittens.

  103. If there are no cats in heaven, I don't want to go.

  104. If you don't like cats, you don't like me.

  105. If you’ll allow it, I wish to spend all nine lives with you.

  106. Impawssible!

  107. It came, it purred, it conquered my heart.

  108. It’s mouse hunting season.

  109. I’ll fetch if I feel like it.

  110. I’m glad my cat can’t talk; he knows too much.

  111. I’ve got this loving feline…

  112. Just a girl and her cat

  113. Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan.

  114. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier  puttin' it back in.

  115. Let’s spend fur-ever together.

  116. Life is better with cats

  117. Life without cats...I don't think so.

  118. Live long & paws per

  119. Live long and pawspurr.

  120. Look at my meow-gical cat!

  121. Looking good, feline better.

  122. Love is a four-legged word.

  123. Maximum happiness, mewnimum effort.

  124. Meow chika meow meow.

  125. Meow is the time for a selfie with my furry friend.

  126. Meow is the time to chill and take selfies.

  127. Meow or never

  128. My cat kneads me.

  129. My cat was right about you

  130. My heart is covered in paw prints

  131. My love for you is even greater than your love for catnip.

  132. My selfies are just better with you in them.

  133. My therapist has paws

  134. No matter how bad your day is, your cat will always make you smile.

  135. No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

  136. Not all angels have wings. Sometimes they have whiskers.

  137. ou had me at meow.

  138. Quit stressin’ meowt

  139. Scalded cats fear even cold water.

  140. She came, she purred, she conquered.

  141. Smile for the camera, kitty!

  142. So exhausted. I’ve only slept 15 hours today.

  143. Sometimes you have to paws the world.

  144. Sorry I'm late. My cat was sitting on me.

  145. Sorry I’m late, my cat was sitting on me

  146. Sorry, I can't go. My cat needs cuddles.

  147. Sorry, I can’t, I have plans with my cat

  148. Sorry, I'm going to be late. My cat is snoozing on my lap.

  149. Spoil that cat

  150. Stay pawsitive

  151. Strut…pause…strut…pause.  Lick my tail, and… POSE!

  152. Thanks fur the memories.

  153. The angriest little cat in hisstory.

  154. The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

  155. The cat is in charge, I just pay the rent.

  156. The cat is mighty dignified until the dog comes by.

  157. The cats are in charge. I just live here.

  158. The more I get to know people, the more I love my kitty.

  159. The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.

  160. The more people I meet, the more I love my cat.

  161. The only narcissist I have room for in my life is my cat.

  162. The pawsabilities are endless!

  163. The purrfect afternoon.

  164. The reason I sleep all day is because my human has poor taste in binge watching.

  165. The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.

  166. The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

  167. There is no snooze button on a cat that wants breakfast.

  168. There is no such thing as an ordinary cat.

  169. There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.

  170. This house belongs to a cat, I just pay the bills

  171. This kitty is fur-midable! RAWR!

  172. Time spent with a cat is never wasted.

  173. Time spent with cats is never wasted

  174. Time spent with cats is never wasted.

  175. To me, you are purr-fect.

  176. Visitors must be approved by the cat

  177. Visitors must be approved by the cat.

  178. Watch out because we’re plotting your downfall.

  179. We are litter-ally the cutest!

  180. We cats have websites where they upload videos of humans trying to open

  181. We're looking good and feline good.

  182. We've got cattitude!

  183. We’re both feline lucky today.

  184. What did the kitten have for breakfast?  Mice Krispies!

  185. What do you call a cat who commits crimes? A purrpetrator.

  186. What greater gift than the love of a cat.

  187. What greater gift than the love of a cat." — Charles Dickens

  188. What greater gift than the love of a cat?

  189. What’s the official name for a pile of cats? A meowntain.

  190. When all else fails, cuddle with the cat

  191. When I'm with you, I'm feline good.

  192. Why does your cat always jump up on your keyboard? Because he’s looking for the mouse!

  193. Why don’t cats play poker? Too many cheetahs.

  194. With my cute little friend by my side, anything is paw-sible.

  195. Wondering who’s in charge? It’s the cat.

  196. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. What's your point?

  197. You are purrrfect

  198. You can teach a cat to do anything that they feel like doing.

  199. “Smelly cat. Smelly cat. What are they feeding you?” – Phoebe Buffay