Captions on Chocolate
If you feel like every other day is a little "holiday" dedicated to a specific type of food, you aren't really wrong. These days of celebration are getting more and more common, and after a while, it can feel almost overwhelming. But one holiday that will never get old is National Chocolate Day. Who could get tired of a day that is all about the best candy in the world? You can spend the day eating whatever variation of chocolate you want: your favorite candy bar, truffles, hot chocolate, fruit dipped into melted chocolate, a simple piece of dark chocolate... the possibilities are pretty endless. While you're doing that, you can enjoy some of the funniest quotes about chocolate for National Chocolate Day. They can end up as an Instagram photo caption or just be put on any of your social media accounts - or simply read for fun!
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A balanced diet is a bar of chocolate in both hands
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A cupcake without frosting is like a sentence without
A delicious cure for a bad day
A little bit of sweetness can drown out a whole lot of bitterness.
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.
Abs aren’t made in the kitchen, but cookies are.
All I want us peace, love, understanding and a chocolate bar
All you knead is love.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Amidst the chaos there is chocolate.
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
Anytime is a good time for Chocolate
Bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake bake.
Bakers make the world smell better
Baking is love made edible.
Besides chocolate, you're my favorite
Books and chocolates make life bearable
Calories? I think you mean delicious points.
Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.
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Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.
Chocolate fixes everything
Chocolate if it makes you happy eat it! And if it doesn't give it to me.
Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.
Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power…it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
Chocolate is always an option
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.
Chocolate is comfort without words.
Chocolate is God's apology for broccoli.
Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness
Chocolate is happiness that you can eat.
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Monday's.
Chocolate is not an addiction, it is simply a real necessity
Chocolate is the answer who cares what the question is.
Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.
Chocolate makes everything better
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Chocolate makes the world go round.
Chocolate never talks back, and it doesn't stay up past bedtime - unless you want it to.
Chocolate remedies adversity.
Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.
Chocolate smell mesmerizes me so much that I can’t resist myself from having your essence on my lips
Chocolate- a delicious cure for a bad day
Chocolate...eat it quick or you'll have to share
Chocolate: the poor mans’ champagne.
Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.
Cupcakes are just muffins that believed in miracles.
Cut my cake into pieces, this is my last re-torte.
Did someone say Chocolate ?
Don't bite off more than you can chew unless it's chocolate.
Don't get mad, get Chocolate!
Don't think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate.
Don’t go baking my heart.
Drive your blues away with the taste of perfection
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Eating dark and crunchy chocolate is the perfect way to start the day
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Either you love chocolate or you're wrong.
Everything I dough, I dough it for you.
Everything in moderation except for chocolates
Everything's better with chocolate.
Feeling downie, eat a brownie.
For some. there's therapy. For the rest of us, there's chocolate.
Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate
Give me some real chocolate. Real fighters eat real chocolate.
Given enough chocolate, I can rule the world
Good things come to those who bake.
Happiness is a choice, that is why I choose to eat chocolate
Happiness is an unexpected piece of chocolate
Happiness is when chocolate melts in your mouth
Happy as a unicorn eating cake on a rainbow.
Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside
I admit I am a Chocoholic and I love it!
I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.
I cannoli be happy when I am with you.
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a Quitter
I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
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I followed my heart, and it led me to the kitchen.
I have chocolate hidden in places that nobody knows about.
I hope you like my new recipe. They’re called “Shut the fucupcakes.
I like to party. And by party I mean stay at home and bake.
I make chocolate disappear- What's your superpower?
I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.
I only have pies for you.
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download chocolate.
I'm a woman of many moods and they all require Chocolate
I'm pretty sure chocolate tastes as good as skinny feels.
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like
If chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.
If chocolate rule the world everybody would be happy
If happiness is a choice, then I choose to eat chocolate
If I die eating chocolate, I’ll die happy.
If I share my chocolate with you, You're special to me.
If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
If you can't remember my name, just say chocolate I'll turn around.
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips.
It is never too late for choco-late
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It’s strengthening, restorative, and apt to repair decayed strength and make people strong.
Keep calm and eat chocolate
Let’s get baked.
Life happens, chocolate helps
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get
Life is like chocolate: you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue.
Life is what you bake of it.
Life without chocolate is the day without sunshine
Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
May all the mountains you climb in life be made of chocolate
May the pies be ever in your flavour.
Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.
Most days require Chocolate
My blood type is Chocolate
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
Negativity is not the way to go, smile more and eat some chocolates
Never trust anyone that doesnt like chocolate
Never under-estimate the power of chocolate.
Nice memories are like chocolate: you can't survive on them alone, as they aren't very filling, but they make life sweeter.
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Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
No I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me.
No such thing as too much chocolate
Nothing is as alluring as a piece of chocolate you can't have.
O.C.D.:- Obsessive Chocolate Disorder
Once upon a time I was hungry and that's what happened to your chocolate.
Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate.
Procrastibaking: the art of making cupcakes instead of doing what you should be doing.
Put ” Eat chocolates “on your list of things to do today, at least you will get one thing done
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Richness in taste and intensity
Save the planet, it's the only one with chocolate.
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak, that’s why I eat it
Stop trying to make everybody happy. You're not chocolate.
Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
Stressed backwards spell Desserts
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.
The secret Ingredient is always Chocolate
The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.
The way you eat the chocolate is like decorating the sweetest desert
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There is no "we" in chocolate.
There is nothing better than the friend unless it is a friend with chocolate
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True strength is when you can break a bar of chocolate into four pieces with your bare hands – then just eat one.
What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
when life gives you chocolate eat all of it and tell no one
When life gives you lemons,throw them away and ask for chocolate
When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.
When you check out at the grocery store with tampons and chocolate.
When you count your blessings be sure to count chocolate twice
When you're downie eat a brownie
Where no one understands you, chocolate is there
Who cares about falling in love. I’d rather fall in chocolate.
Why am I not losing weight? I have not had chocolate for 8 minutes.
Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?
Will work for chocolate
Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact
You are what you eat so eat something sweet!
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