Captions on Nails

  1. A hammer with flowers is still a hammer for the nail!

  2. A lot of people have something to say about 'Wuthering Heights,' but nobody quite nails it.

  3. A woman is helpless only while her nail polish is drying

  4. Actually, I wear the nail polish to hide how grubby my nails are.

  5. Ahhh, love is in the air. Oh wait, it's just the smell of nail polish

  6. All that glitters is... well, on my nails.

  7. All your mannerisms change easily when you have inch-long acrylic nails

  8. Barbies, nails, and fashion - I'll take everything in baby pink, please

  9. Beautiful hands need beautiful nails

  10. Can I add 'nail art enthusiast' to my resume?

  11. chase your dreams in a killer pair of heals and perfectly painted nails

  12. Choosing my nail color and design will be easy!- Said no one ever

  13. Doing nails is my cardio!

  14. Don't cry because it's Monday. Smile because your nails are on point

  15. Don't judge a polish by it's first coat

  16. Don’t waste a good nail day!

  17. Eat Sleep Nails Repeat

  18. Every little thing about you can be a weapon, if you're clever enough

  19. Gardening gloves are for sissies. I always have dirt under my nails

  20. Glitter nails: the first to say 'hi,' the hardest to say 'bye.'

  21. Good nails don't lie

  22. Good nails will often solve a lot of problems

  23. Great nails don't happen by chance they happen by appointment

  24. Happiness is freshly painted nails

  25. Heath Herring is tough as nails, and he fights hard

  26. Hell hath no fury like a woman who smudges her new manicure

  27. I am personally am a fan of buff nails - not so much of clear polish, but a great buff nail is amazing

  28. I believe in manicur

  29. I can't live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things

  30. I could land a plane with these nails

  31. I could trademark 'never naked nails

  32. I do love to get my nails done

  33. I do nails, what's your superpower?

  34. I don't do yoga. I bite the hella outta my nails. I smoke, I eat all the wrong food, I don't exercise

  35. I don't like plain nails. I get sad

  36. I don't think God cares if I wear nail polish or not. I don't think that's a deal breaker for him

  37. I don’t do drama, I do nails!

  38. I got 99 problems, but my nails ain't one

  39. I hate nothing more than having my nails painted. I feel like I'm in time out

  40. I have been getting glitter-dipped nails for ages and love them

  41. I have never gotten my nails don

  42. I have the reputation of being easygoing. But inside, I'm like nails. I will kill

  43. I know why girls go and have their nails done so often and have spa days. It feels awesome

  44. I love manicures - I'm really into colorful nails

  45. I love salon days to pamper myself, do my nails

  46. I make nail contact before eye contact

  47. I never go wild with nails

  48. I still bite my nails

  49. I take biotin to make sure hair and nails are growing well

  50. I'll only admit this: I may or may not have gotten through an entire movie doing these nails

  51. I'll text you back after my nails dry!

  52. I'm lucky if I get my nails done, period

  53. I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily, nail polish stays on my toes

  54. I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails

  55. I'm not gonna sit and pretend I'm hard as nails

  56. I'm not perfect, but my nails are

  57. If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps

  58. If I'm singing something I don't like, it literally feels like stepping on nails

  59. If you a fly gal, get your nails done

  60. If you've got cool nails, you wake up and you're like, 'Oh, I'm happy now.'

  61. Imagination is the only limitation of nail art

  62. In our society, the sound of men complaining is like nails on a chalkboard

  63. It is not just nail art. It is ART

  64. It's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail

  65. It's okay to love your nails more than you love most people

  66. I’m not perfect, but my nails are!

  67. I’ve never seen nails going out of style

  68. Just a simple builder

  69. Just a simple builder is always a good starter to get your nails growing again

  70. Keep calm and do nail art

  71. Keep calm and nail it!

  72. Ladies, I'll let you in on a lil secret: guys don't notice your nails

  73. Let me introduce you to my nails, they're all named matte

  74. Life is not perfect, but your nails can be

  75. Life is short, but your nails shouldn't be

  76. Life is too short to have boring nails!

  77. Life is too short to have plain nails

  78. Life just wouldn't be the same if we didn't have nail polish

  79. Love is the site of how good your nails look when you're typing on your iPhone

  80. Making mistakes is normal – this is what acetone is for

  81. Man is a wingless animal with two feet and flat nails

  82. May the number of nail polish bottles I own always exceed the number I actually need

  83. May your eyes never get caught in the glitter beam of my nails

  84. May your Monday be short, your coffee be strong, and your nails get compliments!

  85. Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands

  86. Maybe your life isn't sparkly but your nails can be

  87. Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose their direction and begin to bend

  88. My daughter gets to paint my nails and put clips in my hair, and I love it

  89. My favorite thing is to get my nails done or get a facial

  90. My hands are delicate and elegant, thank you very much. They're well-kept; my nails are clean

  91. My hobbies include: Doing my nails, Doing other peoples nails, Planning my next nails, Buying nail suppliers

  92. My life might be messy but my nails sure aren't!

  93. My nail polish is only as good as my dominant hand wants it to be

  94. My nails are a disaster. If I play guitar when my nails are long, I just tear them off

  95. My nails just called to say holoooo!

  96. My parents told me to become a psychiatrist or an architect, so I became both! A nail technician

  97. Nail art does not need to be perfect. It just needs to be you

  98. Nail art is a language

  99. Nail art is a vacation for plain nails

  100. Nail polish is like the icing on the beauty cake

  101. Nail polish speaks louder than words

  102. Nail techs bring color to your world

  103. Nailed it!

  104. Nails are not about being noticed, they are about being remembered

  105. Nails are the period at the end of the sentence. They complete the look

  106. Nails before males

  107. Nails on point

  108. Nails take any old outfit and make it new

  109. Nails without a little sparkle is like cake without frosting

  110. Nails: one thing you can get into shape without exercise

  111. Nice nails ain't cheap and cheap nails ain't nice!

  112. Nine Inch Nails' sound is dominated by clanging synths and sardonic, shrieking vocals

  113. No one likes getting their nails done more than I do

  114. No quick-dry topcoat? No nap. (Your choice.)

  115. Nude nail polish wins hands down over intricate nail art

  116. Painting my nails is the easiest way to look as though I've made an effort

  117. Pithy sentences are like sharp nails which force truth upon our memory

  118. Shine bright like diamond!

  119. So many nail art possibilities, so few fingers

  120. So many polish colours, so few fingers!

  121. Surround yourself with nail polish, not negativity

  122. The happiest girls always have the prettiest nails

  123. The only cure I need is for my gel topcoat!

  124. The only time a woman is helpless is when her nails are drying. Other than that, watch out

  125. There is so much beauty and elegance in a great set of nails

  126. There were two kinds of women: those who wear nail polish and those who don't. Which do you prefer?

  127. There's nothing a fresh manicure can't fix

  128. To me, goth is like really hard black lipstick, black nails, black clothes

  129. Trust fund full of nail polish

  130. Wake up and smell the nail polish

  131. What happens at the nail salon stays at the nail salon

  132. When he compliments your nail polish, he's the one

  133. When I grow up, I want to be a nail polish namer

  134. When I was younger, I was always obsessed with nails

  135. When in doubt, go for red

  136. When in doubt, paint your nails

  137. When life gets tough there's always nail polish

  138. When life gives you nail polishes, make nail art

  139. When your nails are part of your outfit, they become more than nails. They become an accessory

  140. You can’t buy happiness but you can buy nail art and that’s basically the same thing

  141. Your nails are a reflection of yourself

  142. Your nails are a way to speak your style without having to say a single word

  143. Your nails are a way to speak your style without having to say a word

  144. Your nails are like jewels - don't use them like tools

  145. Your nails are not going to change the world, but the women who wear it will

  146. Your nails say everything about you

  147. You’re never fully dressed without a good manicure