Captions on Phones

  1. I finally realized people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell phone".

  2. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, We laugh.

  3. Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

  4. A relationship without trust is like cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

  5. I put my phone in airplane mode but it's not flying!

  6. I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst Transformer.

  7. I'm having people over to stare at their phones later,If you want to come by...

  8. How come Iphone chargers are not called apple juice?

  9. Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over yhe phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did why don't you let them?

  10. Dance like nobody is watching,... because thet are not, they are all checking their phones

  11. I love that cute thing you do when you stop texing me for hours, It's adorable.

  12. My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

  13. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

  14. I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

  15. If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

  16. How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.

  17. Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

  18. Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

  19. Dear phone, if you didn't light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly !

  20. According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

  21. I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

  22. I like to hang out with people who make me forget to look at my phone.

  23. Thank you for staying strong every time I dropped you…

  24. If you try to touch my phone, I'll instantly turn into a ninja.

  25. HOME is where the heart is, but today, the PHONE is where the Heart is!!!

  26. Always be my one phonecall.

  27. People judge the world by their phone.

  28. Life isn’t perfect but your Phone can be.

  29. Phone is not just a technology it’s an EMOTION.

  30. People care about their phone more than their life.

  31. Today’s world, people play cricket in their phones.

  32. Feelings and Emotions totally connects to my phone.

  33. A smartphone is an addictive device which traps a soul into a lifeless planet full of lives.

  34. Cell phones are the latest invention in rudeness.

  35. Cell phones are the latest invention in rudeness.

  36. When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!

  37. I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

  38. Dear phone, Thank you for not making me look like a loner in awkward situations. Sincerely me

  39. I used to believe in freedom of speech until I had to pay my first phone bill.

  40. Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging.

  41. Im like an iphone I just lose energy without doing anything

  42. Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I dont know.

  43. Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.

  44. My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days.

  45. Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.