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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff
All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though
All these elevators but I still get STARES
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no
And though she be too little, She can be Fierce
Anyone who doesn't cherish your energy shouldn't be allowed to consume it
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
At dawn, we ride
At least this balloon is attracted to me!
Baddast bitch of all
Be a voice not an echo
Be bold or italic, never regular
Be honest with yourself. Brutally honest
Be lowkey and let em wonder
Be who you needed when you were younger
Be with someone who feels like home
Be you. Do you. For you
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Believe in your inner Beyonce
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit
Big ideas have small beginnings
Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people
Breaking news: I don't care
Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise
By the time people realise your worth, you'll be worth more
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career
Create your own sunshine
Creative minds are rarely tidy
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Do me instead of doing drugs
Do not knock doors that weren't supposed to be closed in the first place
Don't be afraid of being different, be afraid of being the same as everyone else
Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you
Don't just exist,live
Don't let idiots ruin your day
Don't let anyone dull your sparkle
Don't trust everything you see, even salt looks like sugar
Energy can be effortless
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Every day may not be good but there’s good in every day
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Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals."
Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software
Feel free to live in your dream
First love, like the rain, is ever fresh
Focus on your life goals, couple goals can wait
Follow your bliss!! Even when the world says no!!
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitle
Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you
Friday, my second favorite F word
Friends marathon on Netflix, YES!
Girls be like…
God,Gools,Growing and Glowing
Good people bring out the good in people
Gratitude tells the universe you are ready for the unimaginable
Great things never came from comfort zones
Happy mind happy life
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
Help, my duck face is stuck
Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
How did I get back to my crib last night
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
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I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial
I am sassy and I know it!
I didn't want to let you go
I didn’t change, I just found myself
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem
I don't know when I'm going but I'm on my way
I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Why Did I ever date you?”
I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory
I had fun once, it was horrible
I like cooties
I love my life because it’s you
I love things that make you happy
I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
I never loved another person the way I loved myself
I read the twilight books
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it
I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it
I will eat just one, I swear
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I woke up like this
I would like to slip into something more comfortable - like a coma
If I know what love is, it is because of you
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms
If it costs you your peace it's too expensive
If my mouth won't say it, my face definately will
If nothing was learned, nothing was taught
If you are here - who is running hell?
If you can not be positive, then at least, be quiet
If you do not belong here, keep going
If you don't fight for what you want, don't cry for what you lost
If you stumble, make it part of the dance
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
It never rains during the weekend
I’d rather laugh with the sinners
I’m not lazy, just relaxed
I’ve only been in love with a beer and a mirror
Jesus loves you, it's everybody else that thinks you're an a...
Just a vibe you won't find no where else
Keep it simple,babe
Leave a little sparkle everywhere you go!
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Life doesn’t get easier, you just get stronger
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind
Life is too short, propose your first sight love
Live your life and forget your age
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun
Look at the start, look how they shine for you
May your sown seeds never grow into disappointment
Me against myself
Meet my PARTNER in CRIME!
My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business
My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts
My world, my heart, my everything!
No friendship is an accident
Nobody really likes us except for us
Not heartless, Just using my heartless
Of course, love is blind; it keeps me blind to myself
Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
On one hand, I extend into myself, the other toward others
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Own who you are
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People come back stronger
People show their true colors, unintentionally, Pay attention
Pussy run everything
Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star
Rain or shine, I'm always here for you!
Real feelings don't just "go away"
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you
Sad to see you go @summer
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it
Somedays we need inner peace more than the company
Sometimes I think why I'm alive?
Sometimes it's okay if the only thing you did today was breathed
Sometimes you win & Sometimes you learn
Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!
Speak only if it improves upon the silence
Start each day with a grateful heart
Start now, not tomorrow
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it
stop stop, I’m gunna pee
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Stop waiting for Monday, January first or anything else. Start now
Strong women rule the world
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
Sure, I'd love to help you out ... now, which way did you come in?
survived another “end of the world” scenario
Sweet as sugar hard as ice hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice
Take my advice — I'm not using it
Take the risk or lose the chance
Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer
Thank you for making me feel less alone
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the chees
The impossible is now possible
The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes
The only thing I miss is your smile:-)
The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills
The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back
The slow process is better than no progress
The world is changed by your example, not your opinion
There is beauty in simplicity
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There is no dance without the dancers
There’s no “we” in fries
These are the golden days
They can't shine without darkness
They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friend's home!
This seat is taken
This won’t last
Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research
To turn deaf every single time past hurts calls
Today is a good day for cake
Today is the day
Too glam to give a damn
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny
Two Friends On A Perfect Day!
Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes...
Walk like you have three men walking behind you
We are all prisoners of someone or something
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we made it, it’s Friday!
We should probably cuddle now
We'll find a way through the dark
Welcome to Utah: set your watch back 20 years
What do you think of the view?
When daydreams become realit
When someone else's happiness is your happiness, That is love
When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Winners never quit and quitters never win
Women drivers rev my engine
Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself
World Series attitude, champagne bottle life
you are enough
You are what I need in my life
You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy
You can never love people as much as you miss them
You can. End of story
You could be a fascinating rainbow yet not exist in their sky
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