Savage Captions

  1. 535 Million dogs in the world and you think I need you?

  2. A vibe no one can replace

  3. Aesthetic

  4. All I do is upgrade

  5. Sorry, I'm not Rihana. I don't love the way you lie

  6. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

  7. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

  8. People can study Business but they can't mind thier own business

  9. Always identify who to blame in an emergency.

  10. Baby, I wanna slap you, but I don't know in which face

  11. Be a flamingo in the flock of pigeons

  12. Be A Gamechanger

  13. Be a warrior and not a worrier

  14. Be an Instagram Caption!

  15. Be more you and less them

  16. Be the energy you want to attract

  17. Beauty attracts the eye but personality attracts the heart.

  18. Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

  19. Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship

  20. Best selfie ever

  21. Better to understand a little, than to misunderstand a lot.

  22. Cause i'm icy

  23. Divas don't do drama they do businesses

  24. Don't act like you know me

  25. Don't copy,do something and let them copy

  26. Don't get bitter, get better

  27. Don't put me in a position where I got to show you how cold my heart can get.

  28. Don't stress the could haves. If it should have, It would have.

  29. Don't stress, The could have. If it should have, It would have.

  30. Don't try to follow me. I'm already lost

  31. Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason.

  32. Don’t look at me. I am looking smart.

  33. Don’t play with me! Because I know I can PLAY better than you.

  34. Don’t show me your attitude; my block list is bigger than your friend list.

  35. Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.

  36. Dude you don't match my standard

  37. Every time my phone goes off, I hope it’s you

  38. Everything always ends well. If not – it’s probably not the end.

  39. Everything funnier when you’re supposed to be quiet.

  40. Expecting things to change without putting in any effort is like waiting for a ship at the airport.

  41. Focus On What You Have And I

  42. For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.

  43. half heaven, half hell

  44. Hard to get, harder to forget

  45. Have My Own Smile

  46. He who angers you controls you.-Imam Ali.

  47. Hello, 911? I'm on fire

  48. Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.

  49. I always arrive late at the office but I make it by leaving early.

  50. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.

  51. I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.

  52. I am 99% angel, but oh 1% I'm ...

  53. I am black in complexion, not dark in color.

  54. I am looking in the mirror and watching my every move, I am watching my enemies and I am watching my friends too.

  55. I can give a headache to an aspirin.

  56. I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them that can’t.

  57. I don't need anger management, I need people to STOP PISSING ME OFF.

  58. I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

  59. I just want to cuddle, that’s all I want

  60. I love the sound you can't have

  61. I love the sound you make when you shut up

  62. I woke up with a good attitude every day, then idiots happen.

  63. I'm everything that you can't have

  64. I'm too busy writing history to be readen

  65. I've got a thick skin and an elastic Heart

  66. If I ever let my head down it will be just to admire my shoes.

  67. If not now, Then when?

  68. If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got.

  69. If you are not invited in the party throw your own

  70. If you don't heal what hurt you, you'll bleed on people who didn't cut you.

  71. If you look in the mirror when your eyes are shut, it’s like watching yourself when you’re asleep

  72. It seems like people want you to give them the type of love they don't give to you.

  73. It takes grace to remain kind in cruel situations.

  74. It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.

  75. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.

  76. Just say yikes and move on.

  77. Keep your heels,head and standards high

  78. Know yourself,Know you worth

  79. Life goes on with or without you

  80. Life is short make every hair flip count

  81. Look at me. Instagram selfie.

  82. Love is in the hair

  83. Make more moves and fewer announcements.

  84. Make peace with your broken piece.

  85. Match the vibe

  86. My actions speak louder than my fuki'n words

  87. My life is better than yours

  88. My phone battery last longer than your relationships

  89. No, I checked my receipt. I didn't buy any of your bullshit.

  90. One day you'll laugh at how much you let this matter.-Morley.

  91. People change and things go wrong but just remember life goes on.-Mac Miller.

  92. People don't abandon people they love, People abandon people they were using...

  93. People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.

  94. Promise me,no promises

  95. Proof that I can do selfies better than you.

  96. Put your mullet where your mouth is, sir.

  97. Reading book is easy than reading my mind

  98. Smooth Seas Don't Make Skillful Sailors

  99. Sometimes people don't come back. and sometimes that's okay.

  100. Sometimes you expect more from someone cause you'd do that much for them.

  101. Stop overthinking, you are only creating problems that aren't there...

  102. Take the risk or lose the chance.

  103. Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great

  104. The character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.

  105. The direction is so much more important than speed. Some are going nowhere, fast.

  106. The grass is greener, where you water it.

  107. The More You See , The Less You Know

  108. There's no "we" in fries

  109. They don't say you directly but they hate you but you say them directly you don't care.

  110. They say good things take times that's why I always late.

  111. They told me I couldn't that's why I did

  112. They used to shout my name, now they whisper it

  113. Too blessed to be stressed.

  114. What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

  115. When the bus driver starts driving before you even get to your seat

  116. When the parents hate it, the kids love it

  117. Why chase you, when i m the catch

  118. You are 9-5 baby and i m the weekend

  119. You are allowed to be both a masterpiece & a work in progress.

  120. You are busy doubting yourself while so many people are intimidated by your potentials.

  121. You can't always smile, people feel like they got you all figured out.

  122. You can't change someone who does not see an issue with their actions. You can only change how you react to them.

  123. You can't go back and change the beginning but you can start where you are 3 change the ending.-C.S.Lewis

  124. You can't sit with us

  125. You cannot spell awesoME without ME

  126. You guys are just so darn cute

  127. You have to be odd to be number one.

  128. You remind me of a penny. Two-faced and not worth much.

  129. You wanted Ice ? Sorry my speciality is fire

  130. You're italic,I'm in bold

  131. Your Energy Introduce You Before You Even Speak

  132. Your energy introduces you before you do.

  133. Your level of intelligence is my common sense.

  134. Your Simplicity Is Your Power